DAD, I'M BUSTING FOR A POO!!
This was how the conversation wentโฆโฃ
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๐๐จ๐ง - โ๐๐ข๐ฅ, ๐ช๐ง ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ, ๐โ๐ฎ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ด๐ฆ๐ญ๐งโโฃ
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๐๐๐ โ โ๐๐ข๐ต๐ฆ, ๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐บ, ๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ค๐ข๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ธ๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ช๐ค๐ฌ๐ญ๐บ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฆโโฃ
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๐๐จ๐ง โ โ๐๐ฐ๐ธ ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ข๐จ๐ข๐ช๐ฏ ๐๐ข๐ฅ?โโฃ
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(Whilst making poo cramp sounds and walking)โฃ
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๐๐๐ โ โ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ป๐ถโฆ ๐ป๐ถ ๐ช๐ด ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฅ!โโฃ
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This was the 30 seconds of dialogue I heard, โฃ
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As son and dad slowly, but urgently passed us โฃ
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While we casually strolled through the hotelโฆโฃ
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This poor dad, carrying a fair amount of weight, โฃ
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Was writing himself off at 50!!โฃ
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And it made me thinkโฆโฃ
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๐ช๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ ๐จ๐ซ ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ก ๐ฌ๐ข๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง? โฃ
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A fire engulfing his house?โฃ
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His kiddo getting caught in a beach current? โฃ
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Thank god it was only a massive pool of shit on the floor that was being risked here โฃ
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Being of a healthy weight is not just about healthโฃ
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Itโs not just about confidence and feeling goodโฃ
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๐๐โ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐! โฃ
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Whether your kids desperately need a pooโฃ
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OR you need to save them from something more dangerousโฃ
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๐๐๐ข๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ค๐๐ฒ โฃ
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It gives you a sense of freedomโฃ
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Knowing that you can do stuff that could one day be very importantโฆ