NO BEER, NO MEAT? I’M OUT!

⁣Weird realisation today…⁣
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Went and got my hair cut⁣
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Was talking to the barber⁣
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He tells me he’s getting married next month⁣
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I asked him if he’s pumped for all the good food and beers with mates? ⁣
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He replied ‘𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐’𝘮 𝘷𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯!’⁣
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(𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥)⁣
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My instant thought was ‘𝘯𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘵, 𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘳? 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦’⁣
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Of course, I said ⁣
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‘𝘢𝘩𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦, 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶!’⁣
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But at that moment, ⁣
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I had a thought…⁣
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 Every bloke that is overweight…⁣
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 Every bloke that KNOWS he must lose weight or risk heart attack⁣
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𝗪𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐍𝐎 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐑, 𝐍𝐎 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓? ⁣
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What if he’s thinking ‘𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨?’⁣
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What if that is the reason he isn’t getting started…?⁣
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What a shame? ⁣
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He thinks he has to give up ALL the good stuff in order to get healthy? ⁣
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𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭, 𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬⁣
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So… he dies at 55 years old of a heart attack?⁣
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𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐃𝐫𝐨𝐩 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 ⁣
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If you’re in that camp, ⁣
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Wishing you could lose weight, but thinking it means giving up everything, ⁣
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𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭…⁣
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You can have a beer, have meat, and lose weight - NO DOUBT!