WHY A 6-PACK WONT MAKE YOU HAPPY

“𝘚𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘏𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈 𝟼-𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬”⁣
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“𝟻 𝘍𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘴 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝟼-𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬”⁣
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“𝟼 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘉𝘺 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳… 𝘎𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥”⁣
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𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤… 𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩! ⁣
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Is that really life’s highest honour? ⁣
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I recon life should be about experiencing MORE, ⁣
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And as men, ⁣
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At a certain point, ⁣
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Our increasing weight stops us from experiencing stuff, ⁣
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𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴, ⁣
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𝘎𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩, ⁣
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𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. ⁣
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Look, ⁣
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 We need to shake up our lifestyle, FOR SURE⁣
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 We need to have a look at what we’re eating, FOR SURE⁣
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But we do not need to give away everything we love, ⁣
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In the pursuit of something that’s really not going to make us any happier, ⁣
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Nor help us experience more life. ⁣
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𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝟔-𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬, ⁣
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It’s about helping every day blokes feel good again, ⁣
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Helping them get back their energy⁣
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AND THAT is a worthwhile pursuit,⁣
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𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗪𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘!